A meme I took from the brilliant Leonard Pierce regarding my iTunes:

HOW MANY SONGS?: 26,446

FIRST GROUP, ALPHABETICALLY: "Uncle Bunt" Stephens
LAST GROUP, ALPHABETICALLY: ZZ Top
FIRST SONG, ALPHABETICALLY: "'64 Ford Fairlane", Calexico
LAST SONG, ALPHABETICALLY: "ZZQ", Blue Mountain
FIRST ALBUM, ALPHABETICALLY: 'Fess: The Professor Longhair Anthology
LAST ALBUM, ALPHABETICALLY: Neil Young - Zuma

SHORTEST SONG: "All" - the Descendents (00:03)
LONGEST SONG: "Gondwana" - Miles Davis (46:49) [There are a few longer spoken word things, including a few This American Life episodes and a couple of books]

FIRST DOZEN SONGS THAT COME UP ON SHUFFLE:
1. "Nothing New" - KaitO, band red
2. "I'm Left, You're Right, She's Gone" - Elvis Presley, The Complete Sun Sessions
3. "Don't Talk (Put Your Head On My Shoulder) [Vocal Only Track]" - Beach Boys, The Pet Sounds Sessions
4. "Loving Her Was Easier (Than Anything I'll Ever Do Again)" - Richard Buckner, Nothing Left To Lose: A Tribute To Kris Kristofferson
5. "The Happening" - the Pixies, Bossanova
6. "Dread Dub" - Lloyds All Stars, Trojan Dub Box Set
7. "Ton of Joy" - Otis Redding, The Otis Redding Story
8. "Visiting The Ruins" - Macha, Macha
9. "Streets of Baltimore" - Gram Parsons, The Lost Recordings
10. "Toxika" - Plastic People of the Universe, mix by Gary Mairs
11. "Into The Night" - Golden Famile, Eastern, Cloudy
12. "I Got Kinda Lost" - Chris Bell, I Am The Cosmos

(Shield your eyes, O weak of heart:)

NUMBER OF SONGS CONTAINING THE WORD "FUCK": 21
NUMBER OF SONGS CONTAINING THE WORD "SHIT": 12
NUMBER OF SONGS CONTAINING THE WORD "PISS": 9
NUMBER OF SONGS CONTAINING THE WORD "CUNT": 0
NUMBER OF SONGS CONTAINING THE WORD "COCKSUCKER": 0 (but 1 with "cocksucking" and 4 with "cock")
NUMBER OF SONGS CONTAINING THE WORD "MOTHERFUCKER": 3
NUMBER OF SONGS CONTAINING THE WORD "TITS": 0

(Bonus Round)
NUMBER OF SONGS CONTAINING THE WORD "FART": 3
NUMBER OF SONGS CONTAINING THE WORD "TURD": 1
NUMBER OF SONGS CONTAINING THE WORD "TWAT": 1