I almost forgot to mention the weirdest news ever. Jandek apparently played live in Scotland. For fans, live Jandek was herefore considered as likely as an intelligent debate on federal monetary policy by the Loch Ness Monster, Bigfoot, and George W. Bush. Just like that, the world has changed.







In other exciting news, Slate is finally predicting a Kerry win. A world where Jandek shows his face in public to play music isn't the same dour place it was a month ago. Nope, it's a completely different dour place.