She's As Beautiful As A Foot

I can't believe I wrote a review of my BÖC albums without mentioning my old friend Mike Nix, whose love of the band sparked my interest in them, the Minutemen, whose covers definitely fed my interest, or the immortal line "hornswoop me bungo pony dogsled on ice," which I can guarantee will be the password into any speakeasies that I may come to own or operate during my lifetime.